{Off the water} Quiz, Burns Night and Annual Dinner – your social life sorted

Vesta members, did you resolve to have more fun in 2017? We’re here to help with a trio of social events to brighten the dark winter nights.

1. The return of the Vesta Quiz, Thursday 12th January 2017

Thursday 12th January sees the return of the Vesta Quiz. It will be in the bar and run from 20:30 to 21:30ish. Teams of 5, £1 entry, winning team gets bar tokens.

No need to sign up in advance. Simply turn up, form a team, and do your best to prove that rowers have both brawn AND brains.

2. Burns Night Supper, Wednesday 25th January 2017, SOLD OUT

We will be holding a traditional Burns Night supper on Wednesday 25th January.

Enjoy a glass of fizz followed by haggis*, neaps & tatties, a pudding and some Scottish cheeses. Also included is a tasting of the finest Scotch whisky following the meal.
*Veggie alternative available.

Date: Wednesday 25th January
Time: 7.30 for 8.00
Cost: £23 per person
Dress code: Smart casual, although kilts and other Highland dress are encouraged!

Tickets are now SOLD OUT.

3. Vesta Annual Dinner, Friday 3rd February 2017

Swap sweaty kit for swanky togs and join us on Friday 3rd February for the Vesta Annual Dinner at Chartered Accountants Hall. 

Dinner ticket: £65

Your ticket includes a drinks reception, 4 course dinner and transport back to VRC.

Dinner & raffle bundle: £80

Upgrade to a raffle bundle for the chance to win an all inclusive ski holiday for two to Megève, afternoon tea for two at the Langham, and more.

Book your tickets NOW before ticket sales close on Friday 27th January or sooner if they sell out. Don’t miss out!

The Vesta Quiz Night Returns

The Vesta Quiz Night is back! Quizmaster Gordon Barnes returns on Tuesday 23 February 2016.

For one night only, see who has the brains to match their brawn.

Put together your ultimate quiz team and take a crack at the intros round, some geography, a smattering of current events and much more. Always fun and always informative, the quiz starts at 8pm.

 

What’s happening at The Vesta Bar

November – December 2015

Upcoming events:
. 6th November – Fireworks – bar 6.30pm-11pm
. 7th November – 4s Head
. 8th November – Vets 4s Head
. 5th December – Scullers Head
. 15th December – Scullers Head Prize-giving – 7pm-11pm
. 16th December – Vets Xmas Lunch at the clubhouse
. 19th December – Remenham Challenge & Christmas Party

After a great start to the season with the Pairs Head and the Vesta pub crawl, we have the next two major events coming up in the calendar:

7th November – 4s Head – Race Start @ 12.45 pm
8th November – VET 4s Head – Race Start @ 12.00 pm

4s Head (7th November)

Food will be served from 11.00 am through to 5.00 pm. A selection of sandwiches and cakes will be on offer at the food table in the front room.

The bar will be open all day! The fancy dress theme will be anything beginning with the letters V, R or C. Bonus points if you can pull off a costume that covers all three bases. Fancy dress, whilst not mandatory, is always strongly encouraged at Vesta parties 🙂

Importantly, volunteers are needed for the below times on Saturday. If you are able to help please get in touch with Dick, Sven or Thea. Helping out on the food table/in the bar is a great laugh! You can get to know more Vesta members and also take pleasure in refusing to make fancy drinks for non-Vesta members. (Overheard on a bar shift: “You want a white wine spritzer? No. This is the Vesta Bar. We don’t do spritzers. I’ll sell you a white wine and I’ll sell you some soda water and you can mix it yourself.” )

Food – 11.00am – 5.00pm
Bar – 12.00pm – 1.00am 

VETs 4s Head (8th November)

VETs 4s Head will take place the next day at 12.00 pm and food will again be provided from 11.00 am till 5.00 pm with the bar open all afternoon.

Again, volunteers are needed to make this work so dust off your hangovers and get ready for some hair of the dog. If any of you can help on the below times it would be much appreciated.

Food – 11.00am – 5.00pm
Bar – 12.00pm – 5.00pm

Food for 4s Head and Vets 4s Head

In a time honoured tradition all active members are called upon to provide sandwiches and cakes to donate to the food table. Some people take this as a challenge to come up with the most creative sandwich fillings or impressive cakes; others pop into the Sainsbury’s up the road and grab a tub or two of flapjacks. Both approaches are very much welcome!

Please can all squads make sandwiches and cakes to donate to the food table. To provide an even split of sweet and savoury food we are asking the Novice Men and Senior Women provide sandwiches, bagels, etc. and the Novice Women and Senior Men to bake cakes and biscuits. However, if your signature dish happens to not be a cake, feel free to make something else and vice versa. Again, all profits will go towards the boat buying fund.

 

Captain’s log – Autumn 2015

by James Hawkins 

Familiar faces

Over the past month or so many a Vesta old hand has remarked to me that there has been a resurgence of the old Vesta spirit. What’s more, the eagle eyed amongst you will notice a return of some old faces. Pete Williams and Dave Clinton are coaching the Vesta senior men, Wendy Armstrong returns for another year in charge of the Vesta novice boys, and, ahem, I am making a reappearance working with Chris Clements coaching the novice girls. But while it is great to tap into some of that old expertise, the club spirit is driven by the rowers, and that’s what I really want to celebrate.

The senior squads

The four main squads are operating at near maximum capacity, including both novice squads. The senior squads have been bolstered by many new members, and with the top boats from previous seasons departing the scene, all seats are up for grabs and the squads are thriving with that new sense of competition.

While both senior squads train as whole units, they are each streamed into senior and intermediate components, allowing for a more tailored approach to the coaching, and also, which will become more apparent as we enter the summer season, with their own goals and targets.

As I said, while competition is fierce to be selected as the new top boats at the senior end, the intermediate components are laying the groundwork to ensure that our squads over the next few years have greater depth and breadth. Gratifyingly, the novices that graduated to the intermediate ends of the senior squads are amongst those who are impressing the most, which is a great endorsement for the efforts made in the previous year to nurture real home grown talent.

The novice squads

That same ambition, to sow the seeds of future squads through a competitive novice programme is back in full swing. Each squad has around twenty members, around half of whom started with the excellent summer programme which has meant that we were able to hit the ground running in September. Wendy, Ben and Zara (on the boys’ side) and myself and Chris (on the girls’) have been rather taken aback by how swift progress has been – and while we have had some interesting moments where you realise that rowing lingo at times is a somewhat different language (bow four sit the boat, two and four raise your hands…err two and four why are your hand in the air?… Oh right, mmm, not is not quite what I meant…) it certainly looks like we have around forty people who have got the rowing bug – certainly helped by not yet having a rainy cold weekend – which I have no doubt just jinxed.

The Vesta spirit

Enthusiasm for training, for rowing, making and rekindling friendships is the bedrock of what makes any rowing club a club, but at the outset I talked about the resurgence of the Vesta spirit which many have remarked on. It is not just that there are more people staying behind for a beer after rowing at the weekends, not just because Thursday club meals are as busy as I can remember them (and taking a lot more profit for future boat buying), not just that we have full squads, forgettable and eyebrow raising parties – I say forgettable because the next day I can never remember quite what happened and my eye brows are invariable raised when I learn about everyone’s antics – it is all of those things and more. A return to that quiet ambition which means that a great season and head races and regattas beckons and a knowing nod to that sense of mischievous fun – and with Harry Bond in possession of a bar key, well need I say more?

PS: if the novice girls squad is lacking in one thing it is a constant cox. If anyone is interested in coxing please let me know. My very bruised hips will thank you as I really don’t fit.

Squad Update – Novice Women – October 2015

Ramblings of some slightly shell-shocked VRC Novice Women. . .

by Lauren and Jess

It seemed like a good idea at the time

So, it was a random Friday night at the end of summer when my housemate and I decided to go for a few drinks down in Putney and let’s just say after one or two (ahem) we happened upon a “Vesta Rowing Novice Rowers Welcome” sign on Putney Embankment. Surely this is a great idea – we thought – we’ll get fit, we’ll meet new people (+ hot men) and it’s just down the road. It’s cool that it’s heading into winter when it’s cold, dark and wet, of course work won’t get in the way. We can do this!!!

We rocked up 2 weeks later after our welcome meeting, full of energy and super excited, only to be faced with 20+ girls and the circuits of death; not sure what we feared more. Let’s just say we had our asses handed to us during circuits (who knew that shins could sweat!) and we now have 20 new friends.

Vesta RC works hard and plays hard

Our friends think we’ve regressed 10 years and are crazy for getting up at 6.30am every weekend, but it’s addictive. You can’t beat a sunny Saturday morning down in Putney and other than being yelled at by our own little drill sergeant it’s a great feeling when you only catch a crab 3 times on the outing instead of 10!! (small things!). We blame James for the early starts.

We blame James for lots of things these days; the fact that we can’t walk without looking like John Wayne and that we can’t remember the 2nd half of the inaugural pub-crawl is just the beginning. I actually thought James’s sheet-white face from the coxes seat gripping for dear life and swearing under his breath would be the last thing I saw whilst he steers us toward the passenger ferry and a near death experience – we survived and it’s a learning experience, right??? And where would he be without his right hand man, aka river wife, Chris ‘man the f**k up’ Clements? He certainly can handle 20 women (despite the rumours!).

The bottom line 

In seriousness: over the past 8 weeks we have made some amazing new friends (even the novice men), killed a little of our liver and showered with other women more times since school! We can fit into our skinny jeans and now can honestly say we REALLY want a seat in the boat for the race, despite the oh-so-attractive race suit! We are enjoying almost every minute (circuits are still a bitch) and we can say with certainty joining VRC was a very good wine fuelled idea!

Squad Update – Novice Men – October 2015

What, exactly, the novice men have been up to this season. . .
by Wendy Armstrong

Training

We’ve had a really good start to the season. The squad is a combination of people who did the summer beginners course, a couple who have done a little rowing in the past, and complete new beginners.  Ably assisted by Ben and Zara, we’re making excellent progress, so much so that the inital training programme has had to be revised several times to accommodate progression. Our two coxes, Jack and Cat, have transitioned from rowing with last year’s novices, and are shaping up to be quite nifty coxes.

I’ve never come across a bunch of people so keen to train, on the water and on the land. They’ll follow up an hour-long circuit session with an erg – for fun! And we’re definitely seeing the first signs of intra-squad competitiveness. Their first erg test, in a few weeks time, should prove most interesting. The playlist they’re currently putting together for said erg test even more so.

Racing

Our first race will be the Remenham Challenge, on 19th December. We may even enter two eights!

Social

The squad have embraced everything there is about the Vesta Bar. They are now a fixture on Thursday nights, and can usually be found having a post-training pint (or two) on Saturday and Sunday lunchtimes. Talking of Thursday nights, it turns out we’ve some budding chefs in our midst. Amos played a blinder when it was our squad’s turn to cook – the most profit taken from Thursday food since records began. We’ll see how Mike does when our turn next comes round on 26th November.

There was a strong turn out from the Novice Men’s squad for the pub crawl a few weeks back – and we were the only squad to train the following morning, at the squad’s insistence, as I was prepared to give them the day off. That said, Felix did manage to sleep through training…in his car, parked meters away from the Club. He only woke up when a passing dog walker tapped on the window at lunchtime on the Sunday. Costumes are already being planned for the big Fours Head party.

Pairs Head Pub Crawl

Last weekend an intrepid bunch of Vesta Rowers headed up the Thames and attempted to visit every pub on their way home. . .

Write up by Amelia Munsey

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The traditional route

In true Vesta style, we once again proved that we are a Drinking Club with a Rowing problem. 50 or so of our club members embarked upon a brave mission, to survive the Pairs Head Pub Crawl. (Previously billed as the Fours Head Reconnaissance Mission)

Everything started off rather civilised at The Ship in Mortlake with most opting for a pint to reward themselves for their hard mornings’ training. A group of three courageous girls set the bar rather high. Their challenge: to drink a bottle of Prosecco between them at each pub.

The next stop was at the White Hart near to Barnes, which is where we rested our tired legs and watched the racing. The Vesta roar could be heard for miles and you were able to see the Vesta racing crews pick up their pace in response to the calls of the crowd.

The Black Lion in Chiswick was the third pub along the way, this is where Vesta came in to its own. The penny came out and Harry Bond was in his element. Several downed pints later, things were starting to get very merry.
The Old Ship was a chance for us all to catch up on the rugby score, whilst getting another round in. . . At our next stop, The Dove, there simply wasn’t enough space for us all to fit into the pub. So some brave souls passed out shots for others who couldn’t fit inside to consume. This led to an alleyway photograph. . .

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The alley by the Dove

The Rutland was where things started to deteriorate, as we had a premature ‘Slut Drop’ competition between our glorious leader James Hawkins, Deckchair and the latest contender Novice Felix. The competition was, however, inconclusive with all competitors being worryingly talented.

We added one more stop on to our route, and stopped at another friendly tideway club Auriol Kensington. They have a wonderful and friendly bar, and were very accepting of our rather large and rowdy group. We went all the way up to their balcony, which was a chance to reflect on the beauty of Hammersmith Bridge in the dark.

The crowd then began the long journey home to the Vesta Bar, which didn’t go as smoothly as anticipated. One man was challenged to a piggy back race, which led to him tripping over a root with a girl on his back and tearing up his hands. He did the only sensible thing, and had another drink.

I’d carry on this tale of shenanigans, but I fear that it would get too sordid for the purposes of the Vesta website. I can tell you however, that the night ended up with a group of champions dancing the night away in the Fez Club.

Now we have a few short weeks to recover until the Fours Head Party.

See you next time!

Eat, drink, and be safe. It’s all happening this autumn.

We’re back into the swing of the season at Vesta and there’s lots going on. Make sure to add these dates to your diary so you don’t miss out!

3 October
Big Breakfast – After training on Saturday 3rd October. Come upstairs to the bar for an epic fry up.  All the profits go to paying for your weekend tea and toast, so even if you can’t stay for it, a contribution would be gratefully received. Alex is cooking, so you know it will be good.

10 October
Whole Club Pub Crawl
 –After training, the tradition is to get the train down to Mortlake and do a ‘reconnaissance mission’ to check out the Head course. Naturally we’ll walk back via each pub along the river. Plus it’s a chance to cheer on those crews racing in the Pairs Head that afternoon. Meet at the Vesta Bar.

18 October
Water Safety briefing –
 After training, around 12h30. If you haven’t yet been to a safety briefing this season then this one is a must. The rules along the river are constantly changing, so even if you are a senior rower and you have heard these briefings in previous years, you still need to attend. If you are signed off on the steers list, you also must attend. (Without trying to be too heavy-handed, you will be removed from the steers list if you do not attend). All coaches must also attend a briefing, and there will be a session just for coaches at the rowing committee meeting on 3 October.

Other dates for your diary:
18 December – Remenham Challenge and Christmas Party

29 January – Vesta’s Annual Dinner (which is the hottest ticket going on the tideway)